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Friday, May 23, 2014

Ode to the Unknown Caller

o unknown caller
how your presence insults me
each time i take a shower
there you are, ringing away
i dish up my dinner
and you call yet again
it seems every time I'm busy
you are there
with such persistence

o unknown caller
why must you bother me?
did i forget a bill?
is it something you wish I'd buy?
Please just leave me be
unknown caller - you are really getting to me
RING!!! There you are again!

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