Hetero Gentleman, I would like to offer a formal apology for emotional crimes committed against you by women everywhere. I am truly sorry for what you as a gender have been through. This will soon degrade into a rant, so I wanted to lead with that.
That said, I cannot BELIEVE the way I see women everywhere treat their men. It makes me feel so bad for you guys. I know that most of the time, especially in an existing relationship, all you guys want is to see us happy. But women don't seem to know how to appreciate things. I just don't get it... I would NEVER treat my man that way. He is the King to my Queen, as it should be.
Today, in the grocery store, I witnessed a woman yelling at her husband for not being right by her side, like a mother might a child! I was shocked and deeply offended. I felt so sorry for that poor man. As I walked past her (I was kinda bad), I loudly voiced my opinion on the subject, directly telling her to "shut the hell up and have the maturity to at LEAST not to bitch at another person in the middle of the goddamn grocery store". What an emasculating bitch! This wasn't Walmart, and sadly, I see it everywhere I go! I'm in utter disbelief... What is wrong with the world?? No wonder the divorce rate is so fucking high! Quit being colossal cuntbags and maybe they won't stray or leave! It'll help, I promise. Your man wants to make you happy, otherwise there is no reason for him to want to stay (unless he's a true psycho, but that's pretty rare). Trust that he has good intentions and leave the nit picky shit the hell alone!
I hope my man appreciates me lol because he could certainly do a lot worse. I can't believe the utter bitches out there! Bitches be CRAZY!
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